Liberal Democrats, various assorted Marxists and nearly all the useless imbeciles in the Fifth Column Treasonous Media have been trying to convince the entire world that Michelle Obama is just like Jackie Kennedy every since Barack Obama won his election in 2008. Despite their best efforts, virtually no one has been fooled into thinking that Michelle Obama comes even remotely close to having Jackie’s sense of fashion or good taste. Unlike Jackie Kennedy, who dressed with utterly impeccable taste, Michelle will apparently wear anything regardless of how much it looks like a shower curtain or table cloth. In fact, it actually appears that the more it looks like a shower curtain or table cloth the more likely Michelle is to wear it.
No matter how you want to parse it, Michelle Obama just doesn’t have the figure Jackie had, nor does she have Jackie’s sense of fashion, to insist otherwise is to indulge in delusions purely for either political or racial reasons.
Well, if the National Inquirer is right, we are about to be treated to another aspect in which Michelle Obama is the exact opposite of Jackie Kennedy.
MICHELLE OBAMA is already hammering away at a $15 million memoir that will rip the lid off President Barack Obama’s secret extramarital hijinks and public flirtations with other women, sources tell The ENQUIRER.
“Michelle has suffered in silence, while Barack ignored her to live it up surrounded by adoring beauties,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.
“She’s fed up, and she’s going to use a poison-pen memoir of her White House years to get revenge on him.
“The book will be based on her diaries and tell the world about Barack’s flirting, drinking and hanging out with fawning women. Michelle doesn’t want to come away as Hillary Clinton, who stood by her man Bill when he cheated like a dog, but as a strong woman.” Another source added: “Michelle feels she’s been made a laughingstock on the world stage, and she plans to get her revenge with this memoir.
“Michelle knows this book will create tremendous problems for Barack. But she feels that after what he’s put her through, he deserves it.”
Michelle also plans to reveal she was once so angry she had divorce papers drawn up but decided for the sake of her husband’s presidency not to use them – yet.
Meanwhile, President Obama is expected to pocket up to $20 million for his memoirs after he leaves the Oval Office, while Michelle could see a $15 million payday, sources say.
But as Michelle prepares to put pen to paper, the couple’s 21-year marriage has exploded into all-out war, sources say.
“Barack asked Michelle to not start writing her book until AFTER his second term ends,” said the insider. “He told her she’d have a better perspective on things. But deep down, he knows that she’s been rip-roaring furious at him and he knows he’s going to come out looking really bad.”
Recently, Michelle read Barack the riot act because his drinking has been escalating – and then he had the audacity to declare that marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol.
“She reminded him that the pot out there these days is a lot stronger than what he and his ‘Choom Gang’ pals smoked back in Hawaii,” said a source. “And she told him it was especially unforgivable considering they have two daughters who are at an age when they’ll be exposed to the temptations of experimenting with drugs”.
Meanwhile, as The ENQUIRER has reported, the first lady had been seething for months over her husband’s infatuation with “Scandal” star Kerry Washington, whom she once banned from the White House. Then Obama made international headlines by shamelessly flirting with Denmark’s dishy female prime minister at the late Nelson Mandela’s memorial service in South Africa in December.
The randy chief executive even posed for a “selfie” with leggy blonde Helle Thorning-Schmidt while Michelle shot him daggers.
The humiliating incident sparked a furious argument when the first couple returned to Washington, D.C., and the fighting continued during their annual holiday vacation in Hawaii.
As we reported, the Hawaii trip went from bad to worse when Michelle was told that the Secret Service had been covering up her husband’s infidelities.
“Michelle learned that Barack was caught with a woman in an incident that, in the words of one mole, was ‘hushed up,’” said one source.
“Besides that, a Secret Service agent also saw the president ‘in a compromising position’ with another woman while Michelle was out of town.”
Afterward, the irate first lady ripped into her husband during a bitter blowout, raging: “I want out!”
Desperate to mend fences, Barack feted Michelle with a celebrity-studded birthday bash in the White House’s East Room the night after she turned 50 on Jan. 17.
But sources say the birthday girl was still steaming over her husband’s ogling pro basketball star Dwyane Wade’s fiancée, actress Gabrielle Union, a few days earlier when the Miami Heat dropped by the White House to be honored for winning the 2013 NBA Championship. His lust was so obvious, one Internet site sniped that he’d eyed Gabrielle as if “she were the last hot dog at a cookout.” The Obama marriage took yet another punch to the gut when the British newspaper, “The Mail on Sunday,” reported on Feb. 1 that their union has been rocked by “screaming rows, allegations of infidelity and a string of jealous fights,” adding that the couple now sleep in separate bedrooms.
As The ENQUIRER has reported, the two seem headed for separate lives altogether. When Obama’s second term ends, he plans to live with his high school pal Bobby Titcomb, who was busted for soliciting a prostitute in 2011, in Hawaii.
Meanwhile, Michelle and their daughters Malia, 15, and Sasha, 12, will remain in Washington, D.C., until Sasha finishes high school.
“Michelle has also kicked Barack out of their house in Chicago, and as soon as his term is over, she plans to file for divorce,” the insider told The ENQUIRER.
“But she’s so furious that ending the marriage isn’t enough. In her memoir, she plans to write about the many times Barack humiliated her by throwing himself at other women while she was just a few feet away – and she’s going to name names!”
Part of the mystic of Jackie Kennedy actually arose from the fact that Jackie was essentially a shy and private individual. In her public persona this translated to Jackie being perceived as the soul of discretion. For the life of me I have no idea why women in general ever allowed the concept that it was dignified for a woman to suffer in silence when their husband was unfaithful. Jackie never raised a public fuss over JFK’s marital indiscretions. She never made a scene or wrote a shocking nasty tell all.
There is absolutely no doubt or question though, that Jacquelin Kennedy was a sophisticated elegant and classy lady.
So, in all honestly, no, I have no pity on Michelle Obama what-so-ever. She was as much a part of her husband getting to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as he was. This is what she wanted. Now she has to live with it.
Now the part where I make peoples heads explode.
While it is absolutely true that I have no pity for Michelle Obama, that does not mean that I do not have a certain measure of sympathy for her. During my mid 20’s and early 30’s I was a Professional Musician. There is an old saying, “Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it”. The 2000 Brandon Frazer , Elizabeth Hurley remake of “Bedazzled” is an amazingly snark filled explanation of exactly what that old saying means.
Michelle Obama wanted to be where she is now, but there is no doubt in my mind that she got far far more than she bargained for. Unless you have been exposed first hand to the kind of scrutiny that come with being as famous as Barack and Michelle have become, you just can’t imagine the pressure it puts you under. Your every move, gesture and word is mocked or praised, everything is exposed to public view. Michelle can’t fart in public without a hundred publications running stories about it. Living like this is way harder than most people can imagine, let alone realize.
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