US run by Nazi space aliens: Well hell, that pretty much explains everything now doesn’t it.


You can’t make this stuff up. Now I enjoy a good tin-foil hat conspiracy theory as much as the next person, ok, as side splitting entertainment, but still. Where do they come up with stuff like this? Is the entire Arabian Peninsula smoking crack? The Arab/Muslim conspiracy theories really are something. The Jew’s invented a virus that makes Arab/Muslim men penises fall off, Mossad trained squirrels to assassinate top Iranian Nuclear scientists, women have orgasms just by sitting wrong on chairs.

The tin-foil hat brigade here in the US really do seem like amateurs compared to their Arabian Peninsula competition. I mean, seriously, a virus that only makes Muslims penises fall off? Zero evidence of any Arab Muslim men on the Arabian Peninsula being penis-less didn’t slow these guys down even slightly. When they come up with a new conspiracy, they not only don’t need any supporting evidence, they don’t even need an event from which to root their conspiracy theory. Here in the US when the tin-foil brigade went after the moon landing as a hoax, the event was, you guessed it, the moon landing.

Try this latest tin-foil conspiracy theory from Iran.

US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims

Fars reports NSA surveillance revelations are attempt by American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world.
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Alien Space Nazi Caricature Photo: Roz Mundo

WASHINGTON – Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran’s semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials “incontrovertible proof” to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be “accurate.”

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the “Tall White” government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

Whether the remarkable report will shift momentum in the debate over Snowden— patriot, or traitor?— remains to be seen.

Yea… Exactly what I was thinking, pretty much explains everything doesn’t it.

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5 thoughts on “US run by Nazi space aliens: Well hell, that pretty much explains everything now doesn’t it.

  1. Oh my god it makes so much sense.

    My only question is, are Nazi space aliens running the government, or am *I* a Nazi space alien brainwashed by my superiors to think I’m human, so that the rest of the world won’t realize that american humans have been wiped out?????

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