Doriangrey’s Seven alarm Salsa, or when wimpy Salsa just isn’t an option.

4 Ripe Tomatoes
4 Green Tomatoes
1 Green Bell Pepper
1 Red Bell Pepper
1 Yellow Bell Pepper
1 Yellow Banana Pepper
1 California Green Chili
1 Fresno Pepper
1 Habanero Pepper
1 Jalapeno Pepper
1 Poblano Pepper
1 Serrano Pepper
3 Garlic Clove Pieces
1/2 Purple Onion
4 Tbls of Cilantro
2 Tbls Apple Cider Vinegar
2 Tbls Olive Oil
2 Tbls Lemon Juice
1 TBLS Salt

Cube the Tomatoes, all of the peppers have their seeds removed, then cubed, cube the Onion, mince the Garlic, put in large bowl and thoroughly mix. Add in the Cilantro, vinegar, oil, lemon juice and salt while mixing.

(only leave the seeds in the peppers if you are 100 percent absolutely certain you are a glutton for punishment and want your insides from your mouth all the way to you poop chute to burst into flames) You have been warned….

Provided you remove the seeds as the receipt calls for, this is a moderately hot Salsa, leaving out the Habanero Pepper will make it a Mild Salsa, leaving the seeds and including the Habanero Pepper (with seeds) will make it a Seven Alarm Oh My God I’m going to DIE HOT Salsa.


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