How Barrack Obama could win in 2012

By now everybody has seen President Obama’s solid black campaign tour bus, the simplest way for Obama to generate the buzz he needs to win the upcoming election in 2012, would be to paint the wings of Darth Vaders TIE fighter on the side of his bus. And then every time he stepped out of that bus quote one of Darth Vader’s catchy lines from the various Star Wars movies.

It really would be that simple, he could show America who he really is, i.e. a Dark Sith Lord, while at the same time allowing him to do that which he seems to prize above all other things, deceive the American public while looking them right straight in the eye as he told them the complete unvarnished truth. What he would be doing were he to do that, is to tell the American people that he has a genuine sense of humor, which of course does not.

He could bask in all his dark malevolent glory, right in America’s face, and America would refuse to accept that he was telling them once again the truth about who he really is. Americans would flock to see his bus by the millions, for the pure sake of his bus, which would allow him the opportunity to use his hypnotic oratory power on them while dragging the once faithful back under his nefarious spell.

Use your imagination here for a moment, Barrack Obama, on the stage in front of the podium, addressing a crowd of once faithful followers. He glances sternly at the crowd…. (Obama is actually pretty good at those stern sideways glances) Hold his right arm up, hand extended with his thumb and forefinger in a pincer like gesture and says to them… “I find your lack of faith most disturbing”…

Frightening as it is to contemplate, the crowds would eat that up like, well like deep fried butter at an Iowa State Fair.


2 thoughts on “How Barrack Obama could win in 2012

  1. Star Trek fans would revolt. Then he’d have to have his bus done in a borg cube.

    “Resistance is futile, your private-sector job will be assimilated by the Marxists….

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